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THE TUXEDO
For this month, I, Roy the Fox, have decided to let all of our fabulous customers in on a little prank orchestrated by my devious owners, Mark Bagnetto, Jay Bagnetto and "Slow" Adam "Plan B, Fernandez, 3 G's" Maggio. If you have been following our reports, last month during our graduation addition, I gave out an award to our doorman Tim " Lattie Ink" Lattie for being the person most likely to never wear a collared shirt in his life. You see Tim is what you would call " clothing challenged." Honestly I don't think he owns a shirt that doesn't have a Nike swoosh or Air Jordan logo on it. So as always my boys decided to take matters into their own hands.
A wedding was scheduled for June 6th and Jay told Tim that the father of the bride requested that all staff wear tuxedo's that night. Because it was to be an elegant affair with the bride and groom riding up in a horse drawn carriage, and the hall heavily decorated with bouquets of flowers. Well some how this dumb fool actually believed us!!!!!!! So we then called our good friend Mike Hunter over at John's Tuxedo and sent him a fake list with our employees names and Mike put fake sizes on them like we had already been in to get fitted. The pictures speak for themselves as Tim walked in that night wearing a tuxedo with tails and a cane. Enjoy all, because I know this fox laughed his dead taxidermist butt off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On a more serious note we would ask everyone to please try and help poor Tim out with his clothing problem. Any collared shirts that can be donated would be greatly appreciated. Please send to: The Tim Lattie I Can't Dress Worth a Damn Fund 731 Louque Pl. New Orleans, Louisiana 70124
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